"Hi. This is Xander. Um. Wow, this is awkward. So the thing with the twinkie? Was so not meant to be flirting, and if it came off that way I am really, really sorry. Because yeah, I'm really, really taken and even if I wasn't you're really, really illegal in all 50 states young. Unlike the person I'm taken by who's only illegal in 16 of them. But...if you ever want to talk about the, ah, confusing stuff? I've been there, and I'm a pretty good listener."