"Jo, honey, I'm not mad, but I wanted to let you know I've got a young lady here who says she's your daughter - John's boy, Sam, is the father - and I've got my hands full with a few of your new siblings. Come by if you get the chance, love you hon, bye."
"Gloves Two! Bring me candy or I'll give your gloves to Gloves One! Mwa ha ha! This is Yachiru, by the way, I stole Ken-chan's phone. Well, didn't steal. He threw it and is cranky!"
"Hey, this is Abigail. I don't know if my reputation is preceding me, or what. But I definitely require more than just a 'Hey, how are you?' before I'm letting your tongue anywhere near my skin. If you want to go to Caritas and get a drink with me or something, then maybe we can talk."
"Hi. This is Xander. Um. Wow, this is awkward. So the thing with the twinkie? Was so not meant to be flirting, and if it came off that way I am really, really sorry. Because yeah, I'm really, really taken and even if I wasn't you're really, really illegal in all 50 states young. Unlike the person I'm taken by who's only illegal in 16 of them. But...if you ever want to talk about the, ah, confusing stuff? I've been there, and I'm a pretty good listener."
"Good morning Jo Harvelle, Jack Harkness here. Mission accomplished. I have been given permission by your mother to take you on a date. What do you say, Fast Eddie's, eight o'clock tonight, you, me, a game of pool? I'll meet you there."
"They're saying I should sent you dirty pictures? Arthur told me you were absolutely hopeless with women, but seeing what I look like naked isn't going to be the bloody answer to your problems, I am bloody sure of it."
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Freaky Phone Friday...
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"Hey, this is Abigail. I don't know if my reputation is preceding me, or what. But I definitely require more than just a 'Hey, how are you?' before I'm letting your tongue anywhere near my skin. If you want to go to Caritas and get a drink with me or something, then maybe we can talk."
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Unlike the person I'm taken by who's only illegal in 16 of them.But...if you ever want to talk about the, ah, confusing stuff? I've been there, and I'm a pretty good listener."no subject
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"A drink at seven? Do I even know you? I'm not saying no, but I think I need a little more information. Call me back."
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"They're saying I should sent you dirty pictures? Arthur told me you were absolutely hopeless with women, but seeing what I look like naked isn't going to be the bloody answer to your problems, I am bloody sure of it."
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