Room 414, Wednesday Morning

[wannabehunter]

Coming slowly awake, Jo realised that something was wrong. She wasn't quite sure what, just that something was.

Like the bed was smaller, and her clothes were tighter.

And her chest was...flatter.

Frowning, she lifted up the sheet.

"The hell?"

[open. especially to anyone who might have a reason to be there]

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[tatooine-doofus.livejournal.com]

"How fiendish of you," Luke said, grinning.

[wannabehunter]

"I know, I'm a criminal mastermind."

[tatooine-doofus.livejournal.com]

"It's always good to have a career in mind," Luke said, collapsing back on the bed.

[wannabehunter]

"It does have less lightsabers though."

[tatooine-doofus.livejournal.com]

"Depends who you tick off," Luke said, smiling. "I'd hate to have to come after you."

[wannabehunter]

"Don't worry, I'd be the robbing from the rich to give to the poor type," Jo assured him. "Very noble."

[tatooine-doofus.livejournal.com]

"That's okay, then," Luke said with a nod. "I broke Han out of Jabba's palace and he wasn't nearly so noble."

[wannabehunter]

"And he was dating your sister," Jo added. "Which, okay might go either way on the wanting to rescue him part."

[tatooine-doofus.livejournal.com]

He laughed. "Han was my friend before he and Leia became, well, him and Leia. He just had a run of bad luck and didn't deserve to be a piece of art in Jabba's house just because my father occasionally sets new standards for vindictiveness."

[wannabehunter]

"Your family really has some serious issues, you know that right?"

[tatooine-doofus.livejournal.com]

Luke nodded. "It's kind of funny when people complain about normal things."

[wannabehunter]

"Sadly, I don't think counts as a normal thing outside of Fandom."

[tatooine-doofus.livejournal.com]

"Yeah, I don't see Wes believing me when I tell him you turned into a guy for a day."

[wannabehunter]

"You could send pictures?"

[tatooine-doofus.livejournal.com]

"Oooh," Luke said. "You're brilliant."

[wannabehunter]

"Yub yub," Jo replied seriously.

[tatooine-doofus.livejournal.com]

Luke tossed a pillow at her.

[wannabehunter]

Jo grinned and threw it back at him.

[tatooine-doofus.livejournal.com]

"I should never have let you talk to my friends," Luke teased.

[wannabehunter]

"But they'd just have talked to Artoo if I wasn't there, and he has video."

[tatooine-doofus.livejournal.com]

"...point," Luke said. "Wonder if I should delete those before going home for good."

[wannabehunter]

"You really think he would let you?"

[tatooine-doofus.livejournal.com]

Luke thought about it. "Maybe?"

[wannabehunter]

"Really?"

[tatooine-doofus.livejournal.com]

"He wouldn't be happy about it, but droids are supposed to get their memories wiped," Luke said. "He can't be carrying around all of his flight data from every battle he and my dad were in."

Good luck explaining this to Artoo, Luke.