Room 414, Wednesday Morning

[wannabehunter]

Coming slowly awake, Jo realised that something was wrong. She wasn't quite sure what, just that something was.

Like the bed was smaller, and her clothes were tighter.

And her chest was...flatter.

Frowning, she lifted up the sheet.

"The hell?"

[open. especially to anyone who might have a reason to be there]

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[tatooine-doofus.livejournal.com]

One second Luke had been happily snoring.

Now he was awake.

And more than a little confused.

"...um," he stammered, pulling his arm back from the person who definitely didn't look like the person he'd gone to sleep with the night before.

[wannabehunter]

Currently, Jo was only vaguely aware she was sharing a bed right now. "Luke? I'm a guy."

[tatooine-doofus.livejournal.com]

"I noticed that," he said, trying very hard not to flail.

Being Luke, he failed. Hard.

[wannabehunter]

"Why am I a guy? I have...things."

[tatooine-doofus.livejournal.com]

"Plural?!" Luke yelped, leaping out of bed.

[wannabehunter]

Jo hurried checked again. "Not like that. Just you know, the usual boy things."

[tatooine-doofus.livejournal.com]

Luke remembered to breathe. "Even though you're not supposed to have boy things."

Beat.

"...right?"

[wannabehunter]

"No, I'm not meant to have boy things. I think you'd have noticed that by now."

[tatooine-doofus.livejournal.com]

"I don't know!" Luke flailed. "Maybe it's a weird Earth puberty thing that no one mentioned!"

It was early. He didn't do his best thinking early.

[wannabehunter]

Jo was doing just a little flailing of her own. "It's not! We don't grow extra sets of...those!"

[tatooine-doofus.livejournal.com]

"Thank the Force for that!" Luke said, finally realizing that flailing around in his boxers wasn't the most useful thing ever.

"Morning," he said weakly, giving her a small smile.

[wannabehunter]

"Morning," Jo replied, smiling back.

[tatooine-doofus.livejournal.com]

This was so weird.

"Sleep well?" he asked lamely.

[wannabehunter]

"Better than you'd expect."

[tatooine-doofus.livejournal.com]

"Do you want me to go back to my room and get you something to wear, maybe?"

Luke was kind of desperate to be helpful.

[wannabehunter]

"That might be an idea," Jo agreed. "I don't think any of mine would fit."

[tatooine-doofus.livejournal.com]

Luke smiled and tossed his shirt towards him...her...Jo.

"I'll be right back," he promised, racing down the hall in just his bottoms.

[wannabehunter]

"Thanks," Jo called out after him, pulling the shirt on.

[tatooine-doofus.livejournal.com]

Luke came back a few moments later with his normal selection of outfits--black or light gray tops and bottoms.

"They're kind of like pajamas," he said, suddenly embarrassed by his wardrobe, "but they're comfortable."

[wannabehunter]

"Right," Jo said. "Comfortable. Comfy's good."

[tatooine-doofus.livejournal.com]

Luke smiled and handed the clothes over. It felt like Jo in the Force--the essential herness that made her so unique--it was just the packaging that had changed.

"You have silly hair," he teased.

[wannabehunter]

Jo grinned as she started getting changed. "Well, you'd know," she teased back.

[tatooine-doofus.livejournal.com]

"You love my hair," Luke said, grinning and moving closer.

The weirdness was starting to wear off a bit.

[wannabehunter]

"Oh, totally," Jo agreed. "It's very hip."

[tatooine-doofus.livejournal.com]

"It's a huge hit in Cool class," he said, reaching out to ruffle Jo's hair.