Room 414, Wednesday Morning

[wannabehunter]

Coming slowly awake, Jo realised that something was wrong. She wasn't quite sure what, just that something was.

Like the bed was smaller, and her clothes were tighter.

And her chest was...flatter.

Frowning, she lifted up the sheet.

"The hell?"

[open. especially to anyone who might have a reason to be there]

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[wannabehunter]

"Everyone?"

[tatooine-doofus.livejournal.com]

"You don't want our massive issues and amazing lightsabers?"

[wannabehunter]

"Can I just get the lightsabers?"

[tatooine-doofus.livejournal.com]

Luke laughed. "I'll ask, but I'm pretty sure the answer's no."

[wannabehunter]

"The angst powers the things?"

[tatooine-doofus.livejournal.com]

"Funny," Luke said, wrinkling his nose at her. "It's a Force thing. I'd offer to take mine apart and show you, but all of the sudden, that sounds incredibly dirty."

Luke had just now noticed the euphemistic possibilities of a lightsaber. Sigh.

[wannabehunter]

Jo held up her finger and thumb about an inch apart. "Just a little."

[tatooine-doofus.livejournal.com]

"And normally, that wouldn't bother me with you," he said with a grin. "Today...it would take some getting used to."

Which didn't mean it was ruled out.

[wannabehunter]

"Don't worry, I don't have any designs on your lightsaber right now." Not until she was used to the new anatomy at least.

[tatooine-doofus.livejournal.com]

"That's strangely reassuring," Luke admitted.

[wannabehunter]

"Scared mine might be longer?"

[tatooine-doofus.livejournal.com]

Luke frowned. "No."

This was not going to end well.

[wannabehunter]

"I mean, it's no reflection on you if I am," Jo said. "Just one of those things."

[tatooine-doofus.livejournal.com]

"Uh-huh," Luke said, raising an eyebrow. "I suppose you should go check."

[wannabehunter]

"I'll do that," Jo replied, smirking.

[tatooine-doofus.livejournal.com]

"And then you'll lie to me and say how we're totally the same," Luke teased.

[wannabehunter]

"Naturally," Jo said. "Don't want to bruise your ego."

[tatooine-doofus.livejournal.com]

"And normally I'd show you some appreciation for that, but today it might be a hearty handshake of some kind."

[wannabehunter]

"I'll live with the crushing rejection."

[tatooine-doofus.livejournal.com]

Luke couldn't help being Luke. "...crushing?" he checked.

[wannabehunter]

"Terribly crushing," Jo assured him, just, you know, ignore the grin.

[tatooine-doofus.livejournal.com]

That grin was pure Jo, even if the packaging wasn't the same.

Luke reached out to tweak her nose. His nose. Whatever.

He wasn't all that worried about the difference at the moment.

[wannabehunter]

Jo grinned and wrinkled her nose. "I'll just have to pay you back when I'm back to normal," she promised him, smirking.

[tatooine-doofus.livejournal.com]

"Oh, how terrible!" Luke exclaimed overdramatically. "I do so hate getting pounced by my beautiful girlfriend."

[wannabehunter]

"I know," Jo replied. "Exactly why I plan on doing it."